{"id":5188,"date":"2025-08-10T14:26:26","date_gmt":"2025-08-10T14:26:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/poezijascg.com\/ex-scg\/?p=5188"},"modified":"2025-08-10T14:26:26","modified_gmt":"2025-08-10T14:26:26","slug":"volim-ne-volim-milos-nikolic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poezijascg.com\/ex-scg\/php-nuke\/volim-ne-volim-milos-nikolic\/","title":{"rendered":"VOLIM, NE VOLIM – Milo\u0161 Nikoli\u0107"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\nVOLIM, NE VOLIM – Milo\u0161 Nikoli\u0107 2007-10-22 21:21:03
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\nVOLIM, NE VOLIM<\/p>\n

1.<\/p>\n

Volim kafanu, bircuz, jer
\ntu uvek na\u0111e\u0161 mokrog brata
\nkad ti je te\u0161ko. Za vinjak, \u0161pricer,
\nmo\u017ee\u0161 da mu se jada\u0161 bar pola sata.<\/p>\n

Al ne volim kad se o mom tro\u0161ku
\nzevze\u010di kakva kelner\u010dina
\npa drekne preko sale: \u201cZa gospodina u \u0107o\u0161ku
\npasulj! I dva leba \u2013 za Gospodina!\u201d 2.<\/p>\n

Ne volim kad \u017eenske, ko lutke
\nlepe, tr\u010de sa sprata
\nu dvori\u0161te, gde svinjske polutke
\ndele \u201cpreko sindikata\u201d.
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Ali volim kad neka lepa Kata
\nzbog \u0161ege ili iz inata
\ndrekne kroz od\u0161krinuta vrata:
\n\u201cDanas dajemo preko sindikata!\u201d<\/p>\n

3.<\/p>\n

Volim kad mi stjuardesa
\nspusti u krilo
\nlep\u0161i deo svog mesa
\ni pita: \u201cJel vam sa JAT-om lepo bilo?\u201d<\/p>\n

Al ne volim kad se uskopisti
\npilot, pa \u010ditav sat
\nska\u010de po pisti
\ni urla: \u201cJebo vas JAT!\u201d<\/p>\n

4.<\/p>\n

Ne volim kad me na pokeru
\ndo poslednje kinte
\nbarabe oderu
\npa mi jo\u0161 ka\u017eu: \u201cIzvinte!\u201d<\/p>\n

Al volim kad mi neko stane na kurje oko
\npa, po\u0161tuju\u0107i BON-TON,
\npre\u010duje moje: \u201cStoko!\u201d
\ni ka\u017ee u\u010dtivo: \u201cPardon…\u201d<\/p>\n

5.<\/p>\n

Volim da \u2013 kad za sve izgubim volju \u2013
\nsednem na ve-ce \u0161olju
\npa uzmem da \u010ditam dnevne novine
\niz pro\u0161le godine.<\/p>\n

I nije me sram
\nve\u0107 mi je, da prostite, milo
\n\u0161to se sekiram
\nzbog ne\u010deg \u0161to je bilo.<\/p>\n

6.<\/p>\n

Ne volim kad u Amsterdamu
\n\u010dikica \u201ciz preka\u201d
\npita nakolmovanu damu:
\n\u201cJel mo\u017ee na tri \u010deka?\u201d<\/p>\n

Ali volim kad na moje: \u201cIch bin…\u201d
\ndama u porno-kinu
\nuzvrati sa: \u201cA da nije gospodin Srbin?\u201d
\ni na moje: \u201cA-ha!\u201d ka\u017ee: \u201cMar\u0161 u …. materinu!\u201d<\/p>\n

(C) Milo\u0161 Nikoli\u0107<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Postavio ljuba-trebotin. Pro\u010ditano: 1251 VOLIM, NE VOLIM – Milo\u0161 Nikoli\u0107 2007-10-22 21:21:03 VOLIM, NE VOLIM 1. Volim kafanu, bircuz, jer tu uvek na\u0111e\u0161 mokrog brata kad ti je te\u0161ko. Za vinjak, \u0161pricer, mo\u017ee\u0161 da mu se jada\u0161 bar pola sata. Al ne volim kad se o mom tro\u0161ku zevze\u010di kakva kelner\u010dina pa drekne preko sale: … <\/p>\n

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